Monday, March 1, 2010

A Prancing Pony is a Beautiful Thing

I can't quite focus on the negative things right now, I guess today is a pretty good day.

This past weekend I discovered an extremely simple, girly and fun game through Adult Swim Games. It is called Robot Unicorn Attack. If you have played this, then you have seen the utopia that we all dream of. It is a game that consists of nothing more than a robot unicorn dashing and jumping from one far off ledge to another while chasing a fairy butterfly entity and bashing through silver stars. There is so much purple in the game, your retinas will be burned out by the color. All the while the song "Always" by Erasure will be stuck in your head and you will leave home humming it to yourself. There is no point to the game. You just dash from ledges and plow through stars to earn points merely so you can brag about it to your coworkers.

Sorry Chile, you had your earthquake too late, Haiti got all of the attention.

One of the good things about the Olympics being over is all these companies can stop trying to be so damn motivational during their commercials and go back to the same old boring crap they do best for the next two years.

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